• Question: Tell us another joke

    Asked by anon-191714 to Kathryn, Graeme, Chris, Anne, Agnes, Adam on 7 Nov 2018. This question was also asked by anon-191700, anon-191711.
    • Photo: Anne Green

      Anne Green answered on 7 Nov 2018:


      I’m not very good at telling jokes. Here’s a very geeky one:

      An engineer, a physicist, and a mathematician were on a train heading north, and had just crossed the border into Scotland.

      The engineer looked out of the window and said “Look! Scottish sheep are black!”
      The physicist said, “No, no. Some Scottish sheep are black.”
      The mathematician looked irritated. “There is at least one field, containing at least one sheep, of which at least one side is black.”

    • Photo: Kathryn

      Kathryn answered on 7 Nov 2018:


      What is a geologist favourite type of music?

      Rock!

      Terrible I know. I am tired.

    • Photo: Chris Davies

      Chris Davies answered on 7 Nov 2018:


      What do you call a guy with a rubber toe?

      Roberto!

    • Photo: Agnes Wojtusiak

      Agnes Wojtusiak answered on 8 Nov 2018:


      I’d tell you a good science joke, but all the good ones Argon :/

    • Photo: Graeme Poole

      Graeme Poole answered on 8 Nov 2018:


      How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh?

      Ten-tickles.

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